The Weirdies is the worst story in the whole world. Don’t listen to it please. Because it’s all mine.
Garlic is boring. And Melancholy is boring too. And Barnacle is even more boring. More boring than the worst. You don’t want to waste your time listening to that booooring story. Because I will do it for you, and if you listen to it I will kill you soon if I find your house and where you stay. I will kill your whole family, please I may. 🔪